I woke up earlier than the other two boys and ate breakfast. Everyone else went to the beach, and I stayed back to wait for Liam and Ross to get out of bed. When they finally got up, we had a solid workout consisting of power cleans, bench press, shoulder burn-outs, etc. As we finished up, Diantha came back to the house and took us to the beach. Luke, Jack, and Fergus (Jack’s dog) tagged along. We got to the beach and the weather was gloomy. It was kinda chilly, kinda windy, and kinda dark. Gloomy. We went into the water expecting to be freezing, but it had nothing on the Oregon coast waters. Once we got in all the way, it was actually quite nice. We body boarded on the 4-6 foot waves, which are pretty freaking huge! We came in and started playing with a football. The Aussies taught us how to throw a ball the “proper” way, and then we told them they were wrong and helped them do it the right way. We started up a game of 2v2 football (the right way) with Ross as the all-time QB. Early in the game, Pat told us that they had found an 8 foot shark washed up a kilometer or two down the beach. We took off running...
When we got there, a guy was starting to cut out the shark’s jaw. I guess that was alright though, because the body was just gonna be washed back into the ocean and decompose, why not take a trophy? He left and we decided to take pictures with it. Too bad the camera was TWO KILOMETERS AWAY AT THE CAR! Obviously, I was the one voted to run back and get it... so I did.
We had a lot of fun with the shark. Looking back, it seems a little weird to be playing with the body of a dead fish, but whatever, it was worth it. Here are some pictures (more on facebook):
I think that you need to rewrite your post:
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and then suddenly we saw a shark circling around us. It picked up speed and seemed to be heading straight for Liam. All of us karate chopped it and kicked it. It didn't stand a chance. After we killed it, we dragged it up on the beach to take our trophy pictures."
We actually made up a whole scenario about it, but there was an article in the paper about a $220,000 fine to the guy who cut out the jaws. We didnt want to falsely incriminate ourselves!
ReplyDeleteThis just in: Coffs local paper claims witnesses to the sawing of the shark jaws are believed to have fled the country. More at 11.
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